Eyebrows

I have spent years waxing my eyebrows into submission. So, when the lady that currently waxes my brows gave me some powder to fill in spots where the hair does not grow anymore, I thought "this is a cruel twist." It’s not that I don’t have to wax them anymore either. The hair still grows where I don’t want it. I would highly recommend that you get someone that really knows what they’re doing to wax your brows. And what’s up with the wrinkles between my eyes that a friend likes to refer to as the 11? She told me it was nothing Botox won’t fix. I think I’ll just keep my bangs longer to cover both the eyebrows and the 11.

PS: I have a mustache and wild chin hairs too. If you see me tweezing chin hairs while sitting in my car looking in the vanity mirror, it’s because it’s the best light. Just ignore me and be polite enough not to tease me about it.